Link to Caption Gallery

Here's my caption gallery at Hipsoda.com

Photoshop

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Idea for children's book: Everyone Poops On My Dreams

Literal Video

Literal Videos are when you take a popular music video and change the lyrics of the song to match what is going on in the video. DAScottJr keeps a Youtube playlist of all Literal Videos.

My second Literal Video: Enrique Iglesias - Hero.
My first Literal Video: Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire.  It got removed for video content on YouTube, but someone reposted it on FunnyOrDie (and misspelled my handle).

Fark.com Photoshops

My better entries in Fark.com Photoshop contests.
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My Entry - Photoshop Theme: A Thanksgiving Turkey in an Unlikely Situation
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(Source) Photoshop this Phone
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My Entry
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(Source) Photoshop This Guy with Wax Bogart Figure
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My Entry
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My Entry - Photoshop Theme: Google Used in Unusual Places
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(Source) Photoshop Steve Jobs Striking this Dramatic Pose
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My Entry
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(Source) Photoshop this Girl at the Beach
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My Entry
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(Source) Photoshop this Dandy Rolling Cheese
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My Entry

Captions

These are some of my caption from sites that show random movie images and allow you to create captions for them. From the old Sci-Fi Channel's Caption This, Inventing Situations, and HipSoda.
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'Hey, don't bogart that blood of our savior.'
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'I was just thinkin'. Maybe if we took the large dollar signs off these bags then they wouldn't draw so much attention.' 'Don't be a fool, Jeb'
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'Here it is...Jaundice'
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'Thinkin' about joining us for dinner?' 'Oh, I'm gonna join you for dinner, but I'm THINKIN' about poontang.'
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There wasn't much to do in town once Sweet Adeline declared her celibacy.
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'I'm gonna get me a piece of bottomland.' 'Fresh!'
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'Meemaw Perkin? We have an ordinance against excessive sexiness in this county. I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue you a citation.' *cue club music*
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'Officer Carter is demonstrating the proper method of 'backing away slowly' in the event your perp becomes lifeless'
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'Smiles, everyone. Smiles'
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'I'm sorry to tell you this, Lydia, but you're absolutely horrid at the hand slap game.'
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o/' Do the Monkey. Do the Jerk. Do the o/' *hnnngghrruuuuhhh*
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Baked Ackbar by Butterball. It's a Trap...of goodness.
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Give her the gift of MasterLock, and tell her you'd shackle her to the furnace until she loved you all over again.
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'As soon as the citizens of Gotham accept my New Deal, they will be on a 60 year collision course with disaster that even Batman can't stop. Hwea Hwea Hwea!'
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*slam* *slam* *slam* 'Now tell me. Where are the diamonds, you son of a bitch!'
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Tab Hunter at the Lilliputian observatory.
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In the 50's, principals were allowed to declare Proma Nocte each Homecoming.
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For Stalin, 'from each according to his ability' meant 3 hour lunches.
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'Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars... Hello, I'm Frank Sinatra for Chrysler Motors, and whether my destination is the moon or just across town...'
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'You tell that S.O.B. McCarthy he can lick Karl Malden's red white and blue ballsack.'
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'Bruce Banner Smash!!!'
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Louis Dega forges a letter from his non-existent girlfriend to impress Papillon.
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'Don't come in, Mom!!!'
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'I never knew it could be like this! Nobody ever kissed me the way you do......No, nobody.... (chuckle) Now that'd take some...' 'STEVE! Get back to work!!'
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The seductive eyes, the full lips, the deep throaty double entendres from her smoker's voicebox...they sure don't make 'em like they used to.
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'My name is Linsay Crouse. I'm selling encylopedias. The company I work for, that is. You see, they sell encylopedias. Would you like to buy some? Would you like to buy a set of encyclopedias?'